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force prompted me to smile； reach out to take the plaque from
the severe…looking president’s hands； and place it shakingly
on the podium in front of me。 It wasn’t until I lifted my head
and saw hundreds of eyes staring back—curious； probing；
confused eyes； all of them—that I knew for sure I would cease
breathing and die right there。
I imagine I stood like that for no longer than ten or fifteen
seconds； but the silence was so overwhelming； so
all…consuming； that I wondered if I had； in fact； died
already。 No one uttered a word。 No silver scraped plates； no
glasses clinked； no one even whispered to a neighbor about who
was standing in for Miranda Priestly。 They just watched me；
moment after moment； until I was left with no choice but to
speak。 I didn’t remember a word of the speech that I had
written an hour earlier； so I was on my own。
“Hello；” I began and heard my voice reverberate in my ears。 I
couldn’t tell if it was the microphone or the sound of blood
pounding inside my head； but it didn’t matter。 The only thing
I could hear for sure was that it was shaking—uncontrollably。
“My name is Andrea Sachs and I’m Mir—uh； I’m on staff atRunway
。 Unfortunately； Miranda； um； Ms。 Priestly had to step out for
a moment； but I would like to accept this award on her behalf。
And； of course； on behalf of everyone atRunway 。 Thank you；
um”—I couldn’t remember the name of the council or the
president here—“all so much for this； uh； this wonderful
honor。 I know I speak for everyone when I say that we are all
so honored。” Idiot！ I was stuttering and um…ing and shaking；
and I was even conscious enough at this point to notice that
the crowd had begun to twitter。 Without another word； I walked
in as dignified a manner as I could manage from the podium and
didn’t realize until I’d reached the back doors that I’d
forgotten the plaque。 A staffer followed me to the lobby；
where I’d just collapsed in a fit of exhaustion and
humiliation； and handed it to me。 I waited until she left and
asked one of the janitors to throw it out。 He shrugged and
tossed it in his bag。
That bitch！I thought； too angry and tired to conjure up any
really creative names or methods of ending her life。 My phone
rang and； knowing it was her； I turned off the ringer and
ordered a gin and tonic from one of the front desk people。
“Please。 Please just have someone send one out。 Please。” The
woman took one look at me and nodded。 I sucked the entire
thing down in just two long gulps and headed back upstairs to
see what she wanted。 It was only two in the afternoon of my
first day in Paris； and I wanted to die。 Only death was not an
option。
17
“Miranda Priestly’s room；” I answered from my new Parisian
office。 My four glorious hours that were supposed to
constitute a full night’s sleep had been rudely interrupted by
a frantic call from one of Karl Lagerfeld’s assistants at sixA
。M。； which is precisely when I’d discovered that all of
Miranda’s phone calls were being routed directly tomy room for
answering。 It appeared the entire city and surrounding area
knew Miranda stayed here during the shows； and so my phone had
been ringing incessantly since the moment I stepped inside。
Never mind the two dozen messages that had already been left
on the voice mail。
“Hi； it’s me。 How’s Miranda doing？ Is everything OK？ Did
anything go wrong yet？ Where is she and why aren’t you with
her？”
“Hey； Em！ Thanks for caring。 How are you feeling； by the way？”
“What？ Oh； I’m fine。 A little weak； but getting better。
Whatever。 How isshe ？”
“Yes； well； I’m fine； too； thanks for asking。 Yes； it was a
long flight to get here and I haven’t slept for more than
twenty minutes at a time since the phone keeps ringing and I’m
pretty sure it’s never going to stop； and； oh！ I gave a
pletely impromptu speech—after writing an impromptu
speech—to a group of people who wanted Miranda’s pany but
apparently weren’t interesting enough to warrant it。 Looked
like a giant fucking idiot； actually； and nearly gave myself a
heart attack in the process； but hey； other than that； things
are just great。”
“Andrea！ Be serious！ I’ve been really worried about
everything。 There wasn’t a lot of time to prepare for this；
and you know that if anything goes wrong over there she’s
going to blame me anyway。”
“Emily。 Please don’t take this personally； but I can’t talk to
you right now。 I just can’t do it。”
“Why？ Is something wrong？ How did her meeting go yesterday？
Did she get there on time？ Do you have everything you need？
Are you making sure to wear appropriate clothes？ Remember；
you’re representingRunway over there； so you always have to
look the part。”
“Emily。 I need to hang up now。”
“Andrea！ I’m concerned。 Tell me what you’ve been doing。”
“Well； let’s see。 In all the free time I’ve had； I’ve gotten a
half…dozen or so massages； two facials； and a few manicures。
Miranda and I have really bonded over doing the whole spa
thing together。 It’s great fun。 She’s really trying hard not
to be too demanding； says she really wants me to enjoy Paris
since it’s such a wonderful city and I’m lucky to be here。 So
basically we just hang out and have fun。 Drink great wine。
Shop。 You know； the usual。”
“Andrea！ This is really not funny； OK？ Now tell me what the
hell is going on。” With every degree more annoyed she sounded；
my mood improved a notch。
“Emily； I’m not sure what to tell you。 What do you want to
hear？ How it’s been so far？ Let’s see； I’ve spent most of my
time trying to figure out how best to sleep thr